actionables:

calling your boyfriend Germany in bed because he scores multiple times per hour

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concising:

theskinnytaste:

I swear to god I can read “you hurt me”

reblogging bc wow

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Timestamp: 1406673038

just-another-suffering-guy:

kittywanks:

this though

perfect^

holy

Wow

oh god

I want this..

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Timestamp: 1406673006

bagmilk:

mom: why are you always asking for money?

me:

image

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whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

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amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

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vuls:

birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free

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2,264 plays
  • Trackname:

    Stop The World I Wanna Get Off With You
  • Artist:

    Arctic Monkeys
  • Album:

    AM (Deluxe LP Edition)

sterility:

open your legs
2014

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Timestamp: 1406671050